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Why is this tube beeping?

If this was an old movie, I'd be throwing it off the freeway into an innocent apartment building.

I never think about what's inside a package until it starts telling me about itself.

Like the box that smelled like roses. Was it filled with roses? Or maybe just rose oil.

The beeping sounds like that old alarm clock that Wax was using to listen to the Shoutouts. That's how I got the idea to set an alarm on a radio so I wouldn't sleep too late and miss them. Wax was too stupid to figure out how it worked and just dealt with 3 minutes of horrible beeping every day at 4:00. I told them you can usually find the manual files. People who haven't done research work think it's hard, but it's way easier than running.